This article is of something that's FANMADE, and users own it instead of NinjaKiwi.
T.H.E C.O.M.M.A.N.D.O.L.O.G.Y O.F T.H.E S.O.L.D.I.E.R T.H.A.T I.S N.O.T O.F T.H.E S.I.D.E O.F T.H.E M.O.N.K.E.Y.S ('The HEarty of the Commandologic Obvious Meanings on the MeAt of the Non-logical Dare in the cOmmando series that is deLeted by an admin Of miGht and calculates 23Y OF THE Soldier Of Leaping in the commanDo serIEs fRom THAT thIrd world war that iS NOT Obliterating Fanon THEorieS In the adDing of thE cOnception that deldeFs THE Mega airship that Only likes No monkey Killing by Eternal YellingS) is a giant blimp that takes 0hits to pop and contains Graham's Number S.E.O.B.s that take away all your lives.It moves as fast as a B.F.B..First appears on round 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 and has the attacks:
Attacks Trololo: Spawns 12345678901234567890 U.M.A.D.s.
Commando Means Fun: Spawns 90011337 T.O.U.R.E.s.
Count to infinity: Forces a monkey tower to count to infinity and this takes 99 milliseconds and then the monkey attacks 13.37x faster.But also T.H.E C.O.M.M.A.N.D.O.L.O.G.Y O.F T.H.E S.O.L.D.I.E.R T.H.A.T I.S N.O.T O.F T.H.E S.I.D.E O.F T.H.E M.O.N.K.E.Y.S moves as fast as a D.D.T. to run away.
OPOPOPOPOPOPOP: Spawns a BLIMP.
Majesty: Spawns a googol K.I.N.G. D.E.D.E.D.E.s.
GAME OVER - SUMMONS A Game Over Bloon
T.H.E C.O.M.M.A.N.D.O.L.O.G.Y O.F T.H.E S.O.L.D.I.E.R T.H.A.T I.S N.O.T O.F T.H.E S.I.D.E O.F T.H.E M.O.N.K.E.Y.S was the longest abbreviation on Bloons Fanon Wiki, being taken over by T.H.E.S.U.P.E.R.D.U.P.E.R.I.M.P.O.S.S.I.B.L.Y.U.B.E.R.B.E.Y.O.N.D.C.R.A.Z.Y.U.L.T.I.M.A.T.E.T.R.U.E.F.I.N.A.L.H.Y.B.R.I.D.O.F.T.H.E.E.N.T.I.R.E.U.N.I.V.E.R.S.E.O.F.I.N.F.I.N.I.T.Y.G.O.D.O.F.C.H.A.O.S. in 7/1/2019
This becomes weaker over time.